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Posted by Nr|Five 8 COMMENTS

Just to clear things up before I get started. This movie is not a sequel to MEET THE PARENTS or MEET THE FOCKERS. THE STRANGERS is a horror slash thriller. I am not quite sure why the slash, but “the general public” thinks that this movie contains some spooky unexplainable beings doing evil stuff (and [...]

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Posted by sneaky 2 COMMENTS

After being violently pressured to do some actual reviewing, this reporter was send to a local theater armed with a pencil and a flashlight and asked to give some kind of insightful commentary on one of this year’s lesser seen comic book adaptations: THE INCREDIBLE HULK. This latest example of Marvel Studio’s push to streamline [...]

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Posted by Nr|Five 1 COMMENT

The movie Kung Fu Panda is basically what the name says. A panda that does or is going to do Kung Fu, no surprise there right? With animation movies nowadays they always originate from one of the big studios: Pixar (now part of Disney) or Dreamworks. Pixar being the one with the more kid friendly [...]

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Posted by Nr|Five 2 COMMENTS

When going to a movie written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan I am always there to check it out. Whilst most people do not like the way his stories are written, I am for one someone who enjoys them quite a lot. The subject of the stories, the way it is being told and [...]

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